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  • Brainwashington Cadavers team

The Cadavers have a dominating defensive line, loaded with talents like Jonathan Stallion and Ace Stung. These two Blitzers are so nasty they make opposing Quarterbacks wet their pants. On offense, all hope of making the playoffs rests on the arm of Quarterback Scarsome Wince and his go-to receiver Scary McScorein.

  • Insurrection Field
    Play against or as the Cadavers at Insurrection Field, a lethal field littered with land mines, toxic pits, and buzzsaws inside the red zone.


  • "Ready for War" by Panauh Kalayeh
    The Cadavers home musical theme song

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