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MFL Blues (Music and Lyrics by Brian Schmidt, Vocals by Roz)

 

When I wanna play football

...That game, Madden... SO LAME

..and Those N F L cupcakes

They play a child’s game

 

So when I want me some action

wanna get me some fame

I know where to turn to...

to bash and to kill and to maim...

 

...That's why I play Mutant Football

I'm in the...  Mutant Football League.

...I'll play me some Mutant Football.

Gonna make those...  those green aliens bleed

 

I get all the action

from Grim Blitzrow and Bricks

They'll give us the lowdown

On those...  on all those Dirty Tricks

 

The field hazards are deadly

Oh those orcs are such swine

Try to watch out for thin ice...

...buzz saws and lava and mines...

 

That's why I play Mutant Football

I'm in the....  Mutant Football League.

I'll play me some Mutant Football.

Gonna make those…  those green aliens bleed

 

Oh. yea..  the MFL is where it's at...

Uh uah...  You ARE NOT going to go all "chain saw" on *me* now!  You ARE NOT

Don't make me get all 'Ginormous' on you, you hear?

Oh, yea… ”Flame On, Baby..  Flame On”

He’s on fire…  No…he’s actually “On FIRE”

you bribed the ref?  I'll kill the ref

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I'll play me some Mutant Football.

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I am SO DONE with you, Madden...

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